Wednesday, November 24, 2010

A Riddle For You

What happens when a pregnant woman posts her recipe for Chocolate Sheet Cake?

She daydreams.

She drools (at work no less)

She tries to talk herself out of what she's thinking about doing

She resigns herself to the fact that there will be no talking herself out of it

She fights in her mind about the merits of picking up Oliver first, then the pecans, or vice versa

She drools

She can actually taste the chocolate

She remembers that it's garbage night and she doesn't really have any time to waste

She remembers that she doesn't care that it's garbage night, because all she wants is chocolate cake.

Not that I know this from experience.
This is simply conjecture.


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